If My Life Were a Movie #1

What do you notice about this picture? I notice myself and my good friend Ryan Marquez having a good time at the club this past New Years. Someone on Facebook decided to comment on this picture, letting us know what he noticed: 7:19pm on January 9th, 2008 Drew's shirt matches Ryan's hat.. it's like they planned it or something. We did not plan it. I sense a smart ass. In deciding how to respond to this incident I thought of scenario that might occur if my life were a movie (as I do in many situations). A movie solution is without consequences and can include some cool action and a cheesy punch line. My life is not a movie, so I took the real-world approach and commented back on the photo with a smart ass, awkward comment with some homosexual implications (about Ryan and I, not the offender). That’ll show ‘em! But if my life were a movie. . . I would show up to a large party and upon entering and mingling I would spot this guy across the room. He’d be wearing a red shirt (remember this, it’s important). He would notice me eyeing him and begin to approach me. The entire room would split like the Red Sea as we slowly and cockily stepped towards each other with our entourages behind us (I doubt this guy has an entourage, but I’ll give him one in the film version). We would exchange some cheesy dialogue and he would step over the line with another smart-ass comment. I would punch him so hard his nose would break and his legs would fly out from under him. While he laid on the floor, bleeding from the nose and on the verge of tears, I would step over him and say “Now your face matches your shirt. . .did you plan that?” and nonchalantly walk away. THE END.